hahahahaha WHAT IS THIS????

HAHAHA this is HAILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, my english teacher made us do some pretty random assignments ..... this is def. one of them!!!!


Nicky Correia
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"What is dog?"

LuLu, the King of Cocker Spanials, his obese brother Midnight, his son Pepper,
Ginger's water bowl sharing buddy Bandit, and Efaginia (brother of Blais, the wrongful Queen
of the Pound) are all in a fast moving Animal Control vehicle. The careless and expeditious
driving scares all the nobledogs to abandon the vehicle, fearing it will split in half. When the
chaos subsides, the exiled Queen Blais and her daughter Bobby appear in a park they have
inhabited for 12 years. Bobby tells her that she saw the Animal Control vehicle split in half,
but Blais explains it was a magical illusion she had created. She explains how she was once
Queen of the Pound, but her brother LuLu took over when he began to study the origins of
dog digging, eventually joining LuLu to banish Blais and Bobby. They would abandon them in
the streets, where they luckily landed in a park and survived since Bandit had given LuLu flee
repelant, doggy chow, and his Pound Puppies books in the Animal Control vehicle. She then
says that her enemies had driven by them in yet another Animal Control vehicle, so she
created this sort of illusion to abandon them in the beloved park. She then causes Bobby to
sleep and calls her spirit Carlee to come. Carlee verifies that the other nobledogs are safe in
another portion of the park, while their Animal Control vehicle is waiting for them in the back
of the park, with the driver asleep. She also adds that as far as the other Animal Control
vehicle, it went back to the pound believing LuLu is dead.
What you must know before the continuation of this grand story is that LuLu once
rescued Carlee from the "foul poodle" Stephanie and will free Carlee himself when his plans
for the other nobledogs are complete. Stephanie had caged Carlee in a tree for refusing to do
her evil, then, after her death, Blais freed her. She also had a deformed son, Derka, whom
Blais commands as her slave. Now we may continue.
Hidden, Carlee sings a song and scares LuLu's son Pepper as he looks for a good
tree around the park. She eventually meets up with Blais and Bobby. Both Bobby and Pepper
immediately fall in love, but LuLu, although approving, pretends to be gruff toward Pepper.
In another part of the park, LuLu, Midnight, Ginger, Bandit, and the lords Diandra
and Jackie are wandering. LuLu fears Pepper is dead, but Bandit assures him he is probably
showing off his new tricks, since it is done all the time a generous amount of treats. Carlee
then causes all to sleep with that same magical herendous breath she has always used. All
sleep except Midnight and Ginger. Soon after, Ginger convinces Midnight to kill LuLu so
Midnight will become heir to the pounds throne. LuLu quickly has Carlee awaken Bandit to
warn LuLu. At the water fountain, Derka is gathering wood when Tyler and Rob, both from
the Animal Control vehicle, come upon him. Derka takes Rob to be a god, the Man on the
Moon, and vows to serve Derka water forever.
At Blais' cave, Bobby sees Pepper carrying logs for her father. Here they exchange
their love for one another, along with their bones, and vow to be married. Blais, watching in
secret, approves. Elsewhere, Derka convinces Rob to kill Blais and run away with Bobby so
they can rule together as Duo Dogs. Carlee overhears and will eventually warn Blais. LuLu
and others are in the middle of a grad hole when Carlee and other spirits bring in a dog bowl
full of food. Before they can eat, Carlee appears and takes the food away, then informs LuLu,
Midnight, and Ginger that it is their evilness toward Blais that has caused their current sorrows
. . . the loss of Pepper.
Back at the cave, Blais presents Bobby to Pepper. She tells him not to "break her
virgin-knot" until after they are properly married in front of there 32,474 family members back at the pound. She celebrates by presenting them with a show by the spirits Angel, Jeanine, and
Wendy. However, Derka, Rob, and Tyler show up to kill Blais. She, however, creates a
distraction with extravagant, colorful, and sequenced bones. She then sends the fairies after
them like hounds hunting foxes.
Finally, Blais brings the nobledogs to her cage and reveals herself to them. She
forgives LuLu, Ginger, and Midnight. She reveals that Pepper is safe with Bobby. LuLu
restores Blais' throne as Queen of the Pound and Blais promises to return all home safely to
Linberg. As for Derka, he promises to mend his ways while Rob and Tyler repent for plotting
to kill Blais. They all feast on dog chow and end with a dance.